You just might be a redneck if?

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-- Your computer stand is made of a stack of old tires or 2 x 8's and cinderblocks.


-- You think www. in a url is a logo for a wrestling organization.


-- Someone tells You they're "locked up" and You ask if they need bail money.


-- You've ever been too drunk to chat.


-- Your screen saver is a confederate flag and plays Dixie.


-- You think a hard drive is a trip to Uncle Bubba's.


-- Your mouse keeps knocking over your spitcan.


-- You think a surge supressor is a pill for diarrhea.


-- You keep trying to figure out why your scanner won't pick up police radio calls.


-- You think a megabyte is a new sandwich at McDonalds.


-- You have to ask someone how to spell LOL.


-- You stomach overlaps half of your keyboard.


-- You try to figure out how to get your empty beer cans into the recycling bin.


-- You try to turn on Your computer with the remote.


-- You try to figure out how Your floppy disk got hard.


-- You play Frisbee with your CD Rom's.


-- You find yourself on the floor looking into your "A Drive" yelling 'Give it back! Give it Back'.


-- When birds fly across your screen an you reach for Your shotgun.


-- You put a mousetrap on your desk.


-- Your yard is full of old computers stacked on cinder blocks.


-- You use Your CD-ROM drive as a beer holder.


-- You call tech support an ask where to buy stamps for your e-mail.


-- When You tern your computer on you say, "Come OOOOOOON Betsy."


-- You think system wizard is a dude in a funny hat.


-- You think 64 M RAM is a new big block engine for Your pickup.


-- You think ICQ is how smart your computer is.


-- Someone tells you that your computer has a bug an you reach for the can of Raid.


-- You think a mouse pad is where Mighty Mouse and his cousins hang.


-- You go buy a surfboard to surf the net.


-- You think your homepage is where you really live.


-- You give directions to a website that include a person, animal, or old barn.


-- You think MB stands for "More Beer."


-- You wait for the Bluelight special at K-Mart to buy your computer.


-- You see the word Download, and take the shells out of your shotgun.


-- You think the person that made your keyboard was dumb 'cuz the letters aren't in order.


-- You think pushing the delete key will make your ol' lady disappear.


-- You think CD stands for Cow Dung.


-- You think GIF stands for "Goodie It's Free."


-- You think Mirabilis is a new brand of smokes.


-- You see the "shift" key and try to figure out how to change gears.


-- You wonder why your screen saver ain't wearing a cape like that there superhero on the cartoons.


-- You think screen saver is a new flavor o' candy.


-- You think Geocities is a place to buy little cars.


-- You catch yourself trying to smell the little flower on your ICQ contact list.


-- You think the "A drive" is where you park your pickup.


-- You see the word "Zip" and know why you were feeling a draft.


-- Your computer has a bumper sticker on it.


-- Part of Your computer is held together with duct tape.


-- You sees the word "Refresh" and reach into the cooler for another beer.


-- Your in a chat room and someone asks where your from and you reply, "My momma."


-- You sees the word "Website" and start looking for spiders.

You just might be a redneck if?
just cant type!!! lmao
Reply:ok...so is there a question or are you just trying to make people mad? I am what some people may refer to as a redneck %26amp; I know better than to do someting like this. Some people have REAL problems %26amp; need real answers!
Reply:After your wedding you have the reception at Walmart so that it's easier to return the gifts.
Reply:Hilarious - keep em coming
Reply:hahahaha good one !!
Reply:Epic Lawl.


Star for you.
Reply:LoL that is pretty funny
Reply:good one
Reply:are u a redneck too?





your spelling sometimes hints to that... :-D
Reply:hahhahah!!!!!!!!!


what else does GIF stand for?

How much to charge as a Nanny?