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Royal Diaries of Clarentice


By:


Savannah Lauren Adams





December 5, 1692


As my glass clear goblets all were


arranged in my palace, I began to wander


outside into the cream-colored roses lying


in a clear blue stream upon the greyest


day ever. It is Sunday evening and I


shall tell you that I am angry because my


father, Felis 23rd goes off to battle so often


that he probably can't even remember what


I look like. Everytime he goes off to battle


he brings home a new wife. Today he came


from a battle in France. This time he


brought back his 50th wife. Her name is


Deana Frose', and I have no intention of


being nice because today she told me that


my father had talked all about me and


then she called me Clarentine, when my


real name is Clarentice. Did my father


forget my name? Did Deana even try to


remember my name?


December 8, 1692


This morning I went outside and was most


hurt to see father kissing Deana. I do not


even want to finish this Deana thing, so


I will tell you something that helped me


forget. I just loved sitting by our eastern


brook, Kondus', as there was a beautiful


view of palm trees surrounded by


yellow Kihohckos which are blooming


blastfully. The Kihohckos' origin is in


Berlin, but brought to my home, Highston,


North Dakota by our Yugoslavian slaves.


These slaves were brought by father to


serve us or either to be killed. My hand


hurts so very badly, I'll write later.


December 13, 1692


I saw Deana last night and she


told my father that they should leave


Highston, North Dakota and rule other lands


like Miclos, Delaware or Krow, Massachusetts,


and that I should be beheaded so I wouldn't


be a worry while they'd be gone. Father


beheaded DEANA! He thought that she


was crazy, and that Deana loved me. Well


I am feeling marvelous, as I sit near a


mountain eating white cloverleaf and watching


a glacier far away be covered by shells blown


from a beach. I will tell you more interesting


stories later.


December 14, 1692


Father is going to battle in New Hampshire.


He told me that he is going to bring


me back the most gorgeous dresses I've


ever seen that had been made in Paris and


New Jersey. He said the dresses will be


made of spider silk and red wool! He also


told me that he will bring back a carriage


full of magnificent garden flowers to plant


by all of our brooks! My only fear is what


father's new 51st wife will be like. I'll write


again.


December 21, 1692


It is twilight and the yellow leaves on the


trees glow brightly. Father isn't back from


New Hampshire. Since he's been gone I


have been mostly at our southwestern brook,


Hile'. Hile' has clean water that has a reflecting


white tint. I also have visited my northwestern


brook, Mod. Mod has the same white tint to it,


but is has alot of green dirt. I will write again.


Decmeber 25, 1692


We have many meals to celebrate today, but


father is not here yet.


December 26, 1692


Father is here, from New Hampshire! He has


brought back the most gorgeous dresses I've


ever seen. They have the softest silk ever, too! I


looked in the carriage filled with the magnificent


flowers and there were flowers that looked just like


the ones at Kondus'! There were ones that came


from Maryland and Kansas and they were the


prettiest to me. They were both white and blue


and they were called Greek Goddesses! Father


said he had won the battle and now owns


New Hampshire! I promise I will tell you


more about this later when I have the time!


Decmeber 31, 1692


Well, Father's new 51st wife is pretty nice so far.


Her name is Roseclarie Min. Roseclarie has black hair and blue eyes.


The only thing thats upsetting about her is that she has a


black and blue colored leg. I will write again.


January 1, 1693


Today I celebrated the new year by planting ALL


of the pretty flowers Father had brought from New Hampshire!


The Greek Goddesses all went by my most favorite brook,


Kondus'. I put the cream-colored roses by my second


favorite brook, Hile'. I only planted 2 plain flowers by Mod,


because it's my least favorite of all. The rest of the


leftover flowers were sent to my garden in another part of


my home, Mistate, North Dakota. I'll write again.


January 2, 1693


I am so mad at Roseclarie because she said she will


no longer let me go to any of my brooks because they're


"too far" away. Roseclarie was nice but, I'm ready for


Father to go to another battle so he can get another


wife.


January 4, 1693


I looked outside my window this morning and saw a


beautiful black and yellow Japaneses Golden bird.


January 8, 1693


Father is finally going to battle in Pennsylvania to help our


ally, Minnesota, take them over, but he hasn't ridden


Roseclarie.


January 9, 1693


Father has left for Pennsylvania and left Roseclarie with me.


January 15, 1693


I'm tired of Roseclarie, and I want father to come home.


January 16,`1693 My birthday


It is midnight and Father has sent a letter saying that he


wants Roseclarie out of the palace because he's already


found a new wife named, Kresa. YAY I'll write later.


January 17, 1693


Yesterday we celebrated my birthday and I got alot of


presents from Yugoslavian slaves and some peasants, it


enlightened me with joy, I also got a letter from Father


saying that he will get me carriages full of dresses and


gold, so I can't wait. Roseclarie didn't give me any


commands yesterday, she cried, but I think it was fake.


She is going to move out SOON!


January 22, 1693


My life is brightened because Roseclarie has moved out and


........... I get my beautiful flowery brooks back.


Evening


I went to Hile' and all of the cream-colored roses were


GONE. I am sooooooo ....... mad. I didn't have


time to go to Kondus', so I'm really anxious to


see if they're still there.


January 23, 1693


Here's a note Father has written that


makes me worry:


Dear Clarentice,


A Pennsylvanian has blinded me with his sword


so I will probably not be back soon because I


need to heal.


Love,


Felis XXIII P.S. Tell everyone.


This is a worry to think about, but he really


did remember my name and this makes me feel


treated! I'll write again.


January 29, 1693


I didn't go to the brooks today because I was


too busy thinking about Father. Father has sent many


letters and his one today said that Kresa will be arriving


tomorrow. Father said he needs to stay in Pennsylvania because


they are healing him with a new ingredient, marroon


eculyptus leaves. I wander what she'll be like. Some travelers


from Normandy came along our road and told us that they


were greeted by some beautiful green eyed, brunette haired


friendly woman that looked like she was in one of my


Father's royal limebur carriages. Father's limebur carriages


are extravagant because of the beautiful wood and of course


the limebur itself, which is green and white hardened clay


rocks that also have a very rare color of purple. Anyway,


since I am sitting in my raggedy recliner that I'd got


as a baby, I am thankful for everything, especially my


Father and this recliner. My recliner is raggy, but it is


more comfortable than a chair that has thousands of


feathers in it. I will write tomorrow.


January 30, 1693


Today Father came back instead of Kresa! Father


decided to say good-bye to Kresa for a divorce.


He divorced Kresa because she wanted to stay


and help other hurt people in war and battle


heal. Father let Kresa have and control


Pennsylvania because he still loved her but


divorced her anyway to come back to me. Father


and me were so happy to see each other and he


gave me birthday presents that were the most


marvelous filled carriages ever and Father and


me had fun in our palace that day, and he


promised that every other war or battle he went to,


I would definitely come to spend time in all other


lands.


The End

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